The World Of Mort Sahl!
“Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen.”
“Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, and Reagan couldn’t tell the difference.”
“A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.”
“Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.”
"Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not."
MEL GIBSON “A perfect example of how you can go wrong if you love your parents.